Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

― Joseph Conrad

You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation.
― Brigham Young

There is no such thing as an ugly woman. – Vincent Van Gogh

Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. – Author Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. – Arnold Haultain

Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. – Author Unknown

Women speak two languages – one of which is verbal. – William Shakespeare

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.

Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

The two highest IQ’s ever recorded (on a standard test) both belong to women.

[Compiled by Angel for Diary of a Believing Girl]